Jorge Saves The Universe

rangerkimmy: angelfire93: Alright, if you’re a consumer and...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:30:53 -0400

angelfire93:

Alright, if you’re a consumer and you’re considering picking up the new Xbox One console, then please, take a moment to listen to me. Before we begin, no, I am not a fanboy or a hater. I have no console Bias. I have a PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, and a Gaming PC. Each has their pros and cons but now onto business.

DO NOT BUY AN XBOX ONE. Why? See the reasons below:

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theonion: Boss Born In 1991: Full Report Ugh.

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:25:40 -0400

theonion:

Boss Born In 1991: Full Report

Ugh.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 20:10:19 -0400

art-is-the-word: racemash: In positive news, actress Eva...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:54:52 -0400

art-is-the-word:

racemash:

In positive news, actress Eva Longoria recently graduated with a Master’s degree in Chicano Studies from Cal State Northridge.

from the LATimes:

She titled her thesis “Success STEMS From Diversity: The Value of Latinas in STEM Careers.” “STEM” is an acronym for science, technology, engineering and math. The petite actress also has a bachelor’s of science degree in kinesiology from Texas A&M University, according to IMDB.

Longoria celebrated the happy occasion with none other than her parents, friends and family.

“In my cap and gown with mom and dad! I look like Harry Potter!” she wrote, posting another pic. And friends in the Twitterverse and online were quick to send her congrats.

Great job!
In case anyone is interested, here are a few extra resources on STEM and diversity:

Latinas in Stem (twitter link)

Fact sheet on Latinas in STEM (published in Dec 2008)

The Center for STEM Diversity at Tuft University

*someday*

niick4: danger-mouz: calirosegold: patronustrip: tootsienoodl...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:39:34 -0400

niick4:

danger-mouz:

calirosegold:

patronustrip:

tootsienoodles:

freackthehopeful:

skylarghost:

weasleyrocksyoursocks:

seong:

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER

SWEET JESUS

You have your mother’s cheek bones

godDAMMIT NOW WE’RE SHIPPING CUTLERY

TUMBLR YOU NEED TO S T O P

I hope this post comes back to me when it has a short story attached.

The Utensils were a happy family, just like any other. Fork was a loving, caring father, who worked at a bank, and Spoon was his beautiful wife, who owned a small business that allowed her to spend a lot of time with their son, Spork. Every day, when Fork came home from work, he gently clinked against the rim of Spoon’s face and asked how her day had been. She would go on and on about how her Aunt Bowl was letting anyone fill her up these days, and telling him he would never guess who they got a phone call from today (it was his brother, Knife), and he would just lean back against the china cabinet, staring at his wife’s beautiful reflective surface, and know everything was right in the world.

One day, however, everything was suddenly not right in the world at all.

Fork woke up in the silverware drawer and instantly knew something was wrong. He looked over to where Spoon normally slept, confused when he saw nothing but empty space. Or, at least, he thought it was empty. It took him a minute to see the small note left there. Oh no. God, no, he thought.

He picked up the note with shaking prongs, and read amid tears:

“Fork,

I’m sorry to leave you like this, but I just couldn’t face seeing you. It’s too painful. I’m not strong enough to tell you this to your face, and I know that makes me a coward. I know that makes me a horrible utensil. But I can’t do this anymore.

Do you remember Cow’s party the other night? The night she was so drunk she swore she jumped over the moon? Well, I met someone that night. His name is Dish. And we’re running away together.

Please, don’t try and find us. Dish makes me happy. He doesn’t spend all day staring at me, looking at himself in my reflection.

Goodbye, Fork.

-Spoon”

Fork collapsed to the ground, wishing he could tell Spoon that the reason he loved staring at her reflective surface so much, was because of the way her surface magnified everything around her, making it seem so much greater and more beautiful than people could see themselves as normally. Her personality did the same thing. It’s what he loved most about her. And what he would miss most of all.

I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS FUCKING SITE.

bra..fucking..vo

sweet jesus i’m crying over cutlery

things like this make me happy i have a tumblr

unicorns-rainbows-sparkly-things: Gordo I love you

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:23:47 -0400

unicorns-rainbows-sparkly-things:

Gordo I love you

bananapolisher: dave

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:08:06 -0400

bananapolisher:

dave

dumpsterfetus: trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:52:35 -0400

dumpsterfetus:

trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints

vaati: dragqueen is the best pokemon

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:37:11 -0400

vaati:

dragqueen is the best pokemon

christhecreep: of all the random fucking things to write into...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:22:31 -0400

christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite

rodneykong: ghostgif: 98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party yes your honor, this marriage...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:06:11 -0400

rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

bfleuter: Hiiiiiiiii!

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:51:01 -0400

bfleuter:

Hiiiiiiiii!

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Fri, 24 May 2013 17:35:17 -0400

analghost: firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:19:51 -0400

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

cracked: Before saving the world’s poor from malaria, Bill...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:04:19 -0400

cracked:

Before saving the world’s poor from malaria, Bill Gates saved Apple’s ass from going under.

6 People Saved by Literally the Last Person They Expected

#6. Bill Gates Saves Apple from Bankruptcy

Apple wasn’t always the giant it is today — in fact, in 1997 the company was on its last legs. Co-founder Steve Jobs had been out of the company for the past 12 years, and business had been dropping steadily since then (the aforementioned “Microsoft keeps stealing our shit” shit didn’t help). In desperation, Apple allowed Jobs to rejoin the company, but he knew they were going to need a little more help than he could provide to save it from bankruptcy.

Fortunately, Jobs convinced an old pal to come to the rescue. His name? Bill “I Invented Motherfucking Windows” Gates.

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snackage: In which Robin is self conscious and Batman is never...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:48:46 -0400

snackage:

In which Robin is self conscious and Batman is never satisfied.

This was funnier in my head.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:33:29 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:17:42 -0400

askbox questions: vidya game edition!

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:04:44 -0400

1: Do you try to stay away from walkthroughs?
2: Company you're always loyal to?
3: Best game you've ever played?
4: Worst game you've ever played?
5: A popular series/game you just can't get into no matter how much you try?
6: A game that's changed you the most?
7: A game you'll never forget?
8: Best soundtrack?
9: A game you turn your volume off every time you play it?
10: A game you've completely given up on?
11: Hardest game you've played?
12: Shortest time you've beaten a game in?
13: A game you were the most excited for when it wasn't released yet?
14: A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting?
15: Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?
16: Character you've hated most? From what game?
17: What game do you never tell people you play?
18: A game you wish your friends knew about?
19: Which game do you think deserves a revival?
20: What was the first video game you ever played?
21: How old were you when you first played a video game?
22: If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?
23: Biggest disappointment you've had in gaming?
24: Casual, Hardcore, or in the middle?
25: Be honest; have you ever used cheats (like ActionReplay or Gameshark)?
26: Handheld or console?
27: Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?
28: Which character's clothes do you wish you owned the most?
29: Which is more important, gameplay or story?
30: A game that hasn't been localized in your country that you think should be localized?

kualitie: she just had to get pregnant and ruin everyones...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:51:21 -0400

kualitie:

she just had to get pregnant and ruin everyones lives

Sole Survivor