Jorge Saves The Universe

ji-bril:

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ji-bril:

kjasfdvblSJFHBV;SKFHBVJSgfb

(Source: pomeranian2, via saucybutts)

You can’t at least let me wake up before accusing me of forgetting? :/ #youforgetfiveyearsinarow #suddenlyeverybodyjudges

You can’t at least let me wake up before accusing me of forgetting? :/ #youforgetfiveyearsinarow #suddenlyeverybodyjudges

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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(via duckbats)

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

(via ruinedchildhood)

whippit-princess:

lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994



was this when he was mayor

whippit-princess:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

(via thefuuuucomics)

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

(Source: drunktrophywife, via discodick)

empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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(via hohomylad)

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

(via who-the-hell-is-bucky)